Chamaquitos United




But in another life
I would be your girl
We’d keep all our promises
Be us against the world

Is this implying a lesbian incestuous relationship between Hermione and her daughter?

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microwavepizzaoven:

chilling with my n-words

Via drink a bloody mary and we can get it poppin

soundlyawake:

pussypoplikecolacoca:

why hasn’t their been a drag queen disney princess yet 

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godh8sfags:

nuggits2:

o-ublie:

I don’t know why, but this picture scares me. It’s such a beautiful, peaceful, calm, serene scene, yet she looks like she’s facing life head on. Have you ever had those moments? When you just look at the world and you’re like, “This is what it’s come to.” and for her, it seems like it’s come to drowning herself. Now I pray that’s not true and maybe it’s just how I see the picture but there’s just something about it. The way she moves her left hand, like she’s nervous or scared and how the sky is totally calm and all that stands before her and the ocean, is 10 feet of sand. But I could be totally wrong, perception is everything. 

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someones an art major

(Source: henrrydelavega)



meghantonjes:

i-can-sew-shit:

this is probably simultaneously the most accurate and funniest thing ever

omg. #6 and #7.

This reminds me of something my brother would write.


Via

  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what
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chuckquizmo:

i cannot see the haters

much better

Via hi hater bye hater


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Soo, my bird decided to fall asleep laying on my stomach and I really didn’t want to disturb him because he looked so cute..

But I really had to sneeze. There was no avoiding it. He, however, did not wake up. He just rolled and continued his sweet, birdy dreams..

After about the third consecutive sneeze though he finally decided to wake up..

(Source: togetherwellmakeitthrough)

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lambda-chops:

“incorrect email or password”

which one you horrid cunt

Via


screamcolor:

releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

Lol omg

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