seeing your friends improve at something they’ve been working hard on
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seeing your friends improve at something they’ve been working hard on
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Can Miley dish out at least a million dollars to me so I can teach her how to properly twerk? Gurl needs lessons.
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beyonce once told all the single ladies to put their hands up
here goes nothing
wait whats this?
omg
THANKS BEYONCE!
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My grandma borrowed the computer for 2 minutes while i inspected a box.
what the f*CK DID YOU DO WOMAN
but
HOW
It looks like your grandma is trying to get Jurassic park’s electrical system back online
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What really ignites this show is Liu’s Watson, an Asian-American woman who is front and centre of the action and is Holmes’s intellectual equal, and absolutely not a love interest. Series creator Robert Doherty described it as a “bromance where one of the bros is female”. A groundbreaking idea, making the creation of a female Watson a masterstroke of modernisation.
Then there’s Adler, a juicy part that is complex enough to attract Natalie “Game of Thrones” Dormer. This Adler shows up Sherlock’s naked, occasionally lesbian, dominatrix incarnation for the malformed adolescent fantasy it is. In Elementary, there’s a scene in which Adler gets dressed in front of Holmes and she turns away as she does so. Sure, you’re not going to get nip-slips on CBS, but it’s hard to believe this isn’t making a deliberate point. No distracting Holmes with nakedness for this Adler incarnation. She really doesn’t need to.
And that makes two women in this show that Sherlock Holmes considers his intellectual equals. Has Elementary just solved patriarchy?
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Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going
My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe
I wasn’t kidding…
dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper
where did he come from?
where did he go?
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do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad
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